Cat guided missiles? You better believe it. You can't argue with the project designer's logic, though. Cats don't like water, thus they would attempt to guide the missile toward any ships in the area. What could go wrong?

Those who have followed my work over the years will know that I believe parody and satire to be two of the most important tools for snapping people out of their mainstream conditioning whereby the most ridiculous ideas are normalized and internalized. Making fun of government stupidity and ridiculous "official stories" is also quite effective for knocking politicians, military leaders and other people in positions of power down a peg or two.
These are not Serious People (capital letters and all) whose ideas need to be carefully considered; they are buffoons who cling to power by virtue of their brutality and the fear and ignorance of the public. In other words, they deserve to be relentlessly mocked and exposed for the clueless bumbling idiots that they so often are.